Asshole Merit Badge Patch (Black)

£4.95

Cult-classic Asshole Merit Badge design, the ultimate joke award
Durable PVC rubber that stays vivid and never frays
Hook backing attaches to any loop panel instantly
A guaranteed talking point at the safe zone
From The Patch Board, a dedicated UK morale-patch brand
Great stocking-filler or squad in-joke gift

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The award nobody asks for

Everyone knows a worthy recipient. The Asshole Merit Badge from The Patch Board is one of the most coveted joke awards in the tactical world, the perfect way to honour a mate, a rival, or yourself after a particularly cheeky day on the field. This is the understated black version that still lands the punchline.

Tough PVC, not flimsy thread

Moulded from hard-wearing PVC rubber, the patch keeps its crisp lines and colour through mud, rain and repeated cleaning. There are no threads to fray and no edges to lift, so it looks as good after a season of skirmishes as it did on day one.

On and off in seconds

The hook backing means you can move the badge between caps, bags, plate carriers and helmet panels without a needle in sight. Rotate your patch collection to match your mood or your victim of the day.

Build your patch wall

The Patch Board produces a huge run of witty PVC patches, and Platoon Stores carries a wide selection. Browse more badges and personalise your kit in our tactical accessories range.

Product information reviewed by James Smith. Every gun is checked & serviced by our Rochester workshop before dispatch.

General
Brand	The Patch Board
Colour	Black
Build & furniture
Construction	PVC rubber
Other
Type	Morale patch
Attachment	Hook backing (loop panel required)
Design	Asshole Merit Badge
Care	Wipe clean
Weatherproof	Yes

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Frequently asked questions

How does the patch attach to my gear?

It uses a hook backing that grips any loop (Velcro-style) panel. Press it onto a cap, bag or plate carrier and it holds securely, then peels off cleanly when you fancy a change.

What colour options exist?

This listing is the black version. The Asshole Merit Badge design is also produced in other colourways, but the black variant is the subtle, all-purpose choice that suits most loadouts.

Is the patch waterproof?

Yes. Being moulded PVC rather than stitched fabric, it shrugs off rain and mud, and the design stays sharp after a quick wipe down.

Will it fit any Velcro panel?

It fits any standard loop field. If your item has no loop panel, add a self-adhesive loop patch or have one stitched on and the badge will grip firmly.

Is there an age restriction?

No. It is a novelty fabric and PVC patch, so there is no age or UKARA requirement to purchase it, despite the cheeky wording.

Asshole Merit Badge Patch (Black)

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