Haterade PVC Patch

£4.95

Tongue-in-cheek Haterade sports-drink parody design
Bold orange and green colourway stands out on any panel
Moulded 3D PVC rubber with a raised, tactile finish
Hook (Velcro) backing fits any loop surface instantly
Weatherproof and colourfast for wet, muddy games
Great for plate carriers, caps, packs and patch boards

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Description
Specification

Bring the banter to your kit

The Haterade PVC Patch from The Patch Board riffs on a famous sports drink with a knowing airsoft twist. Finished in punchy orange and green, it is an easy way to add humour and colour to a plate carrier, cap or pack.

Made to take a beating

The design is moulded in tough PVC rubber, raised in 3D rather than printed, so it resists cracking, peeling and fading. Being weatherproof and colourfast, the bright colourway stays sharp through wet and muddy games, day after day.

Fast to fit, easy to swap

A hook (Velcro) backing grips any loop panel, so mounting and moving it takes seconds with no needle or iron. Rearrange your patch layout whenever the mood takes you.

Build your collection

Haterade sits in a wide Patch Board range of slogan and novelty designs, ideal for personalising your loadout or kitting out a whole team. Explore more in our tactical gear and patches section.

Product information reviewed by James Smith. Every gun is checked & serviced by our Rochester workshop before dispatch.

General
Brand	The Patch Board
Colour	Orange / Green
Build & furniture
Construction	3D moulded
Other
Type	Morale patch
Design	Haterade drink parody
Material	PVC rubber
Backing	Hook (Velcro) loop-compatible
Finish	Weatherproof, colourfast
Attachment	Any loop / female velcro surface
Compatibility	Plate carriers, caps, packs, sleeves, patch panels

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Frequently asked questions

What does the Haterade patch design show?

It is a playful parody of a well-known sports-drink label, reworked as "Haterade" in bright orange and green. It is a light-hearted way to add personality to your kit.

How does it attach to my gear?

It has a hook (rough) Velcro backing, so it presses straight onto any loop panel on a plate carrier, cap or pack. No sewing or ironing is needed.

Is the patch hard-wearing?

Yes. PVC rubber is weatherproof and colourfast, so the bright orange and green stay vivid through rain, mud and repeated skirmishes.

Can I reposition it later?

Absolutely. The hook-and-loop backing lets you peel it off and move it between rigs and headwear as often as you like.

Do I need to be 18 to buy this patch?

No. It is a morale accessory with no age restriction and no UKARA requirement, so anyone can add it to their loadout.

Haterade PVC Patch