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A morale patch with a sense of humour

The I Love My Crazy Wife PVC patch from The Patch Board adds a bit of personality to your loadout. It is a light-hearted design that raises a smile at the safe zone and makes an easy, inexpensive gift for the airsofter, camper or tactical fan in your life.

Built to survive skirmish day

Where embroidered patches soak up water and fray at the edges, this one is moulded from durable PVC rubber. It shrugs off rain, mud and sweat, wipes clean in seconds and keeps its colour and fine detail through season after season of hard use.

On and off in seconds

The hook (Velcro-style) backing grips any loop panel, so you can move it between a plate carrier, cap, jacket, rucksack or morale board whenever the mood takes you. Swap your patches to suit the game, the group or the day.

Part of a bigger collection

The Patch Board offers a huge and growing range of morale patches, so it is easy to build a wall or a rig full of designs that say something about you. Mix the funny with the serious and make the loadout your own.

General
BrandThe Patch Board
ColourBlack / White
Other
TypeMorale / novelty patch
MaterialMoulded PVC rubber
BackingHook-and-loop (Velcro-compatible)
DesignI Love My Crazy Wife
AttachmentLoop panel required (sold separately)
CareWipe clean, weather resistant

Frequently asked questions

How does the patch attach?

It has hook (Velcro-style) backing that presses onto any loop panel, so it fits plate carriers, caps, bags and morale boards and can be swapped in seconds.

Is the patch waterproof?

Yes. The moulded PVC rubber construction is water resistant and wipes clean, so rain and mud on a skirmish day will not damage the design.

Will it fade like an embroidered patch?

No. The colour is moulded into the PVC rather than stitched, so the design stays crisp and does not fray or bleed over time.

Do I need a special panel to use it?

You need a loop (fuzzy) panel for the hook backing to grip. Most plate carriers, caps and tactical bags already have loop fields fitted.

Does it come with the loop panel or board?

No, the listing is for the patch only. Loop panels and display boards are sold separately in our accessories range.