If I Tell You Patch

£3.00

Classic If I tell you I’d have to kill you humour patch
Larger 85mm x 70mm size makes a real statement
Soft moulded PVC with crisp, raised detail
Hook backing grips any loop panel, no sewing needed
Waterproof, weather and fade resistant for field use
Reusable and repositionable across your loadout

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Description
Specification

If I Tell You Morale Patch

A cornerstone of any patch collection. The Kombat UK If I Tell You patch plays on the classic if I tell you I would have to kill you line, delivering easy tactical humour that never gets old. Moulded from high-quality PVC, the design sits proud with crisp raised detail that will not fray or wash out.

Big and bold

At 85mm x 70mm this is one of the larger patches in the range, so it makes a genuine statement on the front of a plate carrier, a patch board or a range bag. The black and white colourway keeps it sharp and legible.

Field-ready PVC

PVC construction means it is waterproof, weather resistant and UV-fade resistant. Mud, rain and sun will not touch it, and unlike a stitched patch there are no threads to catch or unravel.

On and off in seconds

The hook backing presses onto any loop panel with no needle and thread, and lifts off cleanly to reposition. Browse more tactical gear and patches to expand your collection.

Product information reviewed by James Smith. Every gun is checked & serviced by our Rochester workshop before dispatch.

General
Brand	Kombat UK
Colour	Black / White
Other
Product Type	Morale / novelty patch
Material	Soft rubberised PVC
Backing	Hook (Velcro-style) fastener
Attachment	Any loop / hook-and-loop panel
Shape	Rectangular
Size	85mm x 70mm
Design	If I Tell You
Water Resistance	Waterproof PVC
Weather Resistance	Weather resistant
Fade Resistance	UV / fade resistant
Reusable	Yes, repositionable

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Frequently asked questions

How big is the If I Tell You patch?

It measures 85mm x 70mm, one of the larger morale patches in the range, so the design reads clearly from a distance.

How does it attach?

It uses a hook (Velcro-style) backing that meshes with any soft loop panel, so it presses on with no needle and thread.

Is the patch durable?

Yes. Moulded from soft PVC, it is waterproof, weather resistant and fade resistant, and there are no stitched threads to fray.

Can I use it on a cap or a plate carrier?

Yes, on either, provided the item has a loop panel. Its larger size suits the front of a plate carrier or a patch board especially well.

Can I take it off and reuse it?

Yes. The hook backing is fully reusable, so you can lift it off and move it between kit as often as you like.

If I Tell You Patch